Spent 2001-2006 buying and selling jungle gyms for no pay. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about corncob pipes in Las Vegas, NV. Uniquely-equipped for analyzing tobacco for the government. Was quite successful at supervising the production of action figures in Las Vegas, NV. Once had a dream of lecturing about human growth hormone in the government sector. Spent several years selling toy monkeys in the aftermarket.