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 Bad Posing

Abs for months, Attitudes for years

Wishes to be able to tan

Pull til it hurts

I don't believe you

Pondering whether to shave or not

Caught the gardener napping in the she-shed

You too can rip telephone books as a career.

Warm Coat + Car Wash

Mom

Your resume says your flexible?

Rubber ducky has gone missing

At least the book's not upside down

Beyonc-he!

Adjusting the diving board

Coveralls are complicated

Mid Manhattan Tarzan

Intense Scrabble game

Jeans then boots pal

Scalper sells tickets to the crochet show

Bob loves bubbles