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 Bad Posing

That's what you call "padding"?

Drink more water daily. "I'm trying to."

Nope more of a Breck's gurl if you ask me.

Not sure that's how a deadlift is done Chuck.

Water's too damn hot Charles!

This firming string does wonders for the face

You don't say...

Better than herpes?

Cannot swim. I need to take a selfie.

Douchebag-chronicles 01

Constipation Solver

Poser

Listen...I can hear the ocean.

You know string beans? This is PeachyThong.

Checking to see if the floor is level.

I did say "bubbly personality"...

Is that a spaghetti strainer Original?

Vertical Ab Crunches are Hard

Rope Knot Classes Begin

Valiant but in his undies to fight Dragoons