cfugle

 Abs-solutely

Job Description: Walnut Cracker

Log cushion Republican

Snacks for watching football?

Massimo Jones

To shave or not to shave...that is not the question.

How does this work again?

Swallowed 12 gummy bears without chewing!

Whatcha laughing at Guido?

Konstatin Talking all the time

Aching back and lats

Flex til you pass out

Is that a banana I see?

Up up and maybe away?

Stares vapidly into the studio lights.

Bieber hair sucks

Side crunch = back spasm

The sweet smells of astroturf

Vapid looks

Howdy CowboyMan

Wake me up with breakfast